Husband & wife

Aaj khaane mein kya banaogi? Wife:Jo aap kaho..

Husband:Daal chawal bana lo.Wife:Abhi kal he to khaye the.. Husband:To sabzi roti bana lo.Wife:Bacche nahi khayenge.

.Husband:To chhole puri bana lo.Wife:Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai.Husband:Egg bhurji bana lo.Wife: Aaj guruvaar hai..Husband: Parathe ?Wife:Raat ko parathe kaun khaata hai??

Husband:Hotel se mangwa lete hai?Wife:Roz roz hotel ka nahi khaana chahiye

Husband:Idly sambar?Wife: Usme time lagega - pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!Husband:Maggi he bana lo, usme time nahi lagega.Wife: Woh koyi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta..Husband:Phir ab kya banaogi? Wife:Jo aap kaho....