Proud to Be an Indian .

Proud to Be an Indian ... ;-)
Once in a soap industry in Japan,
the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it which resulted in empty box.

To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check whether soap is Packed in cover or not in assembly line.

Same problem occurred in India
What they did?
They simply put a pedestal fan beside assembly line.
Empty boxes were flown away!

Poor salesman

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked at door, A lady opened it.

Before she could speak, the salesman rushed into the living room & emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet.

Salesman: Madam, if I'm unable to clean this up with my new powerful vacuum cleaner in next 10 sec, I'll EAT all this Shit.
Lady: Do U need Chili Sauce with that shit ?

Salesman: why?

Lady: Because there's no electricity in the house.. 

Naughty Mind

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"

Husband & wife

Aaj khaane mein kya banaogi? Wife:Jo aap kaho..

Husband:Daal chawal bana lo.Wife:Abhi kal he to khaye the.. Husband:To sabzi roti bana lo.Wife:Bacche nahi khayenge.

.Husband:To chhole puri bana lo.Wife:Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai.Husband:Egg bhurji bana lo.Wife: Aaj guruvaar hai..Husband: Parathe ?Wife:Raat ko parathe kaun khaata hai??

Husband:Hotel se mangwa lete hai?Wife:Roz roz hotel ka nahi khaana chahiye

Husband:Idly sambar?Wife: Usme time lagega - pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!Husband:Maggi he bana lo, usme time nahi lagega.Wife: Woh koyi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta..Husband:Phir ab kya banaogi? Wife:Jo aap kaho.... 

Huawei Ascend P1 S World Thinnest Smartphone - Overview

So far, thin has been the keyword for this year CES. We have seen the world thinnest tablet and ultrabook, and now Huawei has revealed an Android smarpthone that claims to be the world slimmest.

Ascend P1 S, as the device is called, sports a 4.3-inch, 540 x 960 Super AMOLED screen, a dual-core 1.5 GHz CPU paired with a SGX 540 GPU, an 8-megapixel camera and 1 GB of RAM.

High speed USB 3.0

Technology start eveolving aound smartphones, The New Standard data transfer for mobile phones is the USB 3.0 and it should begin rolling out to smartphones and tablets before the end of 2012. You will need a laptops/Macs with USB 3.0 ports as well.

In real life the acquirement of USB 3.0 will increase the data transfer speed of your next device to roughly 800 Mbps. "What takes 15 minutes will roughly take 1 minute and 10 seconds".Now do not expect to see full-sized USB ports on your next smartphone the upgrade should happen in the form of USB 3.0-supporting microUSB ports to meet the demands of thin industrial design.

Elephant & Cat

CAT: How old r u?

ELEPHANT: 5 year

CAT: But u look very big.

ELEPHANT: horlicks jo peeta hu .And how old r u?

CAT: I am 30 years

ELEPHANT: but u look so small

CAT: Ponds lagati hun, badhati umar jaise  tham si gai hai .

The old man ..

An old man went to college that he studied at. He knocked on Room 3 of the hostel and said:

"May I come in?I lived in this room 30 yrs ago when I studied in this college."

A young guy opened d door & let him in..

The old man examined the room, fondly remembering everything

He said: "The same old room, same old wooden table, ventilator & same old window that opens to the garden. & the same old bed"

When examining it he found a young girl standing near the table..

The young guy got confused & said: "Don't take it wrong. She is my cousin. She lost her earring & is searching for it."

Old man said: "And the same old stories "

Right on the target ...

Funny Picture Part 4

Funny Picture Part 3

Funny Picture Part 2

Funny Picture Part 1

Funny Pictures

Male or Female

In a factory: A man standing on the floor
and looking aimlessly.

CEO of that factory came and asked his
salary.
Man replied 5000 sir
CEO took out his wallet and gave 15000 and
told him "I pay people here to work and not to
waste time,
This is ur 3 months salary.
Now get out of here. Never come back".

That guy left.
Then CEO asked workers "who was that
guy?".
Workers replied "courier boy sir".

Moral: Dont over react in every
situation! =D

dracula

1911- Dracula used to drink virgin girl's blood.
In 2012-
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He died because of hunger. . .

Santa Banta

Santa : yar banta sir ka msg aaya h ki kal extra class hogi...
kya karu ????
Banta :" msg sending failed likh kar bhej de ! :)

Hindi Jokes

Boy: agar wo meri nahi huyi
to main use kisi or ki bhi
nahi hone dunga!!
Friends: Aur agar teri ho gayi
to sabki hone dega?