Proud to Be an Indian .

Proud to Be an Indian ... ;-)
Once in a soap industry in Japan,
the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it which resulted in empty box.

To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check whether soap is Packed in cover or not in assembly line.

Same problem occurred in India
What they did?
They simply put a pedestal fan beside assembly line.
Empty boxes were flown away!

Poor salesman

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked at door, A lady opened it.

Before she could speak, the salesman rushed into the living room & emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet.

Salesman: Madam, if I'm unable to clean this up with my new powerful vacuum cleaner in next 10 sec, I'll EAT all this Shit.
Lady: Do U need Chili Sauce with that shit ?

Salesman: why?

Lady: Because there's no electricity in the house.. 

Naughty Mind

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"

Husband & wife

Aaj khaane mein kya banaogi? Wife:Jo aap kaho..

Husband:Daal chawal bana lo.Wife:Abhi kal he to khaye the.. Husband:To sabzi roti bana lo.Wife:Bacche nahi khayenge.

.Husband:To chhole puri bana lo.Wife:Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai.Husband:Egg bhurji bana lo.Wife: Aaj guruvaar hai..Husband: Parathe ?Wife:Raat ko parathe kaun khaata hai??

Husband:Hotel se mangwa lete hai?Wife:Roz roz hotel ka nahi khaana chahiye

Husband:Idly sambar?Wife: Usme time lagega - pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!Husband:Maggi he bana lo, usme time nahi lagega.Wife: Woh koyi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta..Husband:Phir ab kya banaogi? Wife:Jo aap kaho....